i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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