Non-Jews are for practice
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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