fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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