I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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