How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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