note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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