Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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