You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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