windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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