these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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