More tranny stories later!
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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