your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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