why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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