The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
organizing the empties. That sober.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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