People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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