As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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