oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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