k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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