ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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