Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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