hotel room ftw
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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