I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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