Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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