I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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