READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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