Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
