Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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