He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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