He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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