Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize