I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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