I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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