I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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