She's JV to your varsity
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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