It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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