I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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