Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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