that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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