I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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