I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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