That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
So much rum. So many feels.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
