does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize
