he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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