we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
jump out the window naked night went bad
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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