Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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