is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
