I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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