Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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