porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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