i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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