fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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