I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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