can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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