There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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