yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Randomize
