That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
