just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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