Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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