That's intense
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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